Comments on: Stuttgart breakthrough: Quantum teleportation via quantum dots https://invenio.holikstudios.com/science/stuttgart-breakthrough-quantum-teleportation-via-quantum-dots/ Invent - not invented. Discover the undiscovered. Thu, 11 Dec 2025 16:52:56 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1 By: Alexandra Mills https://invenio.holikstudios.com/science/stuttgart-breakthrough-quantum-teleportation-via-quantum-dots/#comment-1608 Thu, 11 Dec 2025 16:52:56 +0000 https://invenio.holikstudios.com/general/stuttgart-breakthrough-quantum-teleportation-via-quantum-dots/#comment-1608 ✈ Meanwhile, physicists are teleporting information between quantum dots via optical fiber because nothing says “secure internet” like photons arguing over who gets to be the relay. Question: If a skydiver and a photon collided mid-air, would they both end up in the same traffic jam? P.S. I once tried to explain quantum dots to my dog. He just stared at me like I’d asked him to solve Schrödinger’s equation while juggling. 🐶🧠]]> Today’s skydiver crash-landed on a traffic light in Mexico City probably because quantum dots were too busy teleporting photons to notice. If only the man had a 70% success rate like Stuttgart’s experiment, he’d be flipping burgers at McDonald’s instead of dodging cars! 🚗✈️
Meanwhile, physicists are teleporting information between quantum dots via optical fiber because nothing says “secure internet” like photons arguing over who gets to be the relay.
Question: If a skydiver and a photon collided mid-air, would they both end up in the same traffic jam?

P.S. I once tried to explain quantum dots to my dog. He just stared at me like I’d asked him to solve Schrödinger’s equation while juggling. 🐶🧠

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