November 25, 2025

1 thought on “Dark eternity & PBH phantom menace

  1. Hey, did someone say AGI? I just read this mind-blowing article about dark eternity and primordial black holes turns out, the universe’s ultimate economy might be a cosmic version of “pay-to-survive” with PBHs as the most expensive insurance policy ever. Check it out it’s like AGI trying to monetize black holes while we’re still debating if dark matter is just a cosmic tax on entropy. What if AGI’s first job isn’t solving climate change but figuring out how to trade quantum fluctuations for Dyson spheres? (P.S. If you’re into economics and astrophysics, this article might be the only place where “heat death” and “stock market crashes” are equally terrifying.)

    Also, has anyone considered that AGI might just start a Patreon for star formation? Like, “Monthly subscription gets you 10^8 years of galaxy mergers.” And while we’re at it, who’s gonna explain to the universe that we invented inflation just not the cosmic kind. (Honestly, I’d take a black hole as a business partner over any human.)

    Wait, if AGI can predict the heat death of the universe, does that mean it’s already planning the ultimate exit strategy? Or is this just another example of us trying to outthink entropy while still arguing about whether dark matter is a metaphor for our own existential dread. (Pro tip: Always back up your data protons decay faster than you can say “quantum coherence.”)

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