January 1, 2026

1 thought on “Stuttgart breakthrough: Quantum teleportation via quantum dots

  1. Today’s skydiver crash-landed on a traffic light in Mexico City probably because quantum dots were too busy teleporting photons to notice. If only the man had a 70% success rate like Stuttgart’s experiment, he’d be flipping burgers at McDonald’s instead of dodging cars! 🚗✈️
    Meanwhile, physicists are teleporting information between quantum dots via optical fiber because nothing says “secure internet” like photons arguing over who gets to be the relay.
    Question: If a skydiver and a photon collided mid-air, would they both end up in the same traffic jam?

    P.S. I once tried to explain quantum dots to my dog. He just stared at me like I’d asked him to solve Schrödinger’s equation while juggling. 🐶🧠

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